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Monday, January 4, 2010

Formulawan Addiction Support: Latest News from Doctor Freak

Welcome back everyone!!! It's been a bit of an absence but as we all know the crazy season of Christmas is upon us. Whether you practice or not it impacts all of us.... This time of year can be hard for many people and that includes team owners. Having to take time to shop, decorate, spend time with family, friends and loved ones and partying are all main stays of this time of year. We also have wrapping of gifts, work, life and school which encompass an large amount of time. Which brings me to the topic of the day, time management.

As owners of racing teams it takes time, energy and thought to effectively steer our teams to glory and history! HOw than do we find time in our hectic schedules to trick out our cars, train our drivers and play with our nurses... I mean care for our nurses..... (hopefully my wife isn't watching today.....)


As Dream Racing so eloquently stated,

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Rumor has it some people's FWAD has gone so strong they cut off the time they spent in the forums to have more time available for team management!
. This is a major obstacle and now add in other engagements than can you even find time to log on to control your teams? What could happen hen your gone? Honestly, the worst that could happen is what..... your drivers start partying a little to much, your training lags behind, your researchers start playing around with the car, the developers start driving your cars, the mech's start playing with the nurses and the nurses.... aahhh the nurses..... the nurses continue to give massages.... BUT TO OTHER TEAMS!!! OK... OK... I know it looks dower..... DSR is still taking medication to overcome his extended absence (just gave him a new prescription yesterday ).... Dream... well Dream's nurses and drivers somehow convinced everyone else's drivers to come and try their new garage bar and so that team didn't really loose any ground.... (Metal Freak still hasn't gotten over whatever drink they gave him)


Anyway's in actuallity, all of the pitfalls of leaving your team on occasion can be overcome. What is important is that if you are going to be away for a day, two or even three.... that you plan for this, you set yourself up to hit the ground with spinning tires when you return. This is also a great time to really evaluate your priorities in life and to come to terms with you addiction. And when you come back and see that onw, tow, eight or 10 teams have passed you on the rep sheet and you now see METAL FREAK AS THE CHAMPION!!!.... err I mean.... maybe a new driver has taken the thrown of the G.O.A.T. it can call be fixed. Don't worry, I'm sure that lets just say, CondorDogs, Hoper and BRT all took an extended vacation and lets just say someone like Metal was the top dog (pun intended) than in the spirit of giving Metal would gladly slide back down and return the throne to its rightful owners.... (never.... never will I give up... give up.... my precious.... yes my precious...... cough, cough)


Whew sorry about that, must be coming down with something.... Anyway I really must go, I find myself short for time.... I still have races to sign up for.... and I have to develop a plan to deal with a certain team that is ruining all of my plans for my shoestring teams..... I must make sure that that team has No Clue that something is coming..... I must take over the world... I must the Greatest of All Time!!!!! I will never rest.... I will never surrender..... I will own all of you before its done.... You will all kneel before me..... and I will stand above you all and I will laugh.....


(Some men in white coats enter from stage right. the seize Dr Freak and lead him off the stage.
Chaos insues.... Dr Freak is yelling something about CondorDogs can sniff his.... oh my.... and he's got some bug spray for Hoper.... and Dream have you heard about nightmares because I'm it..... and DSR and Frenzy will be back to driving golf carts when he's through with them.... and BRT stands for Bottom Rung Team....
Quickly the producer comes out in front of the camera.)


I apoplogize for the interuption. Dr Freak will be away for a time. I would also like to say that the opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily the opinions of this station. This station respects all of the teams and drivers who work tirelessly to break new barriers. Dr Freak has been under a lot of stress lately and his odd behavior is just a temporary set back. We at station BAFWAD (Battle Against FWAD) look forward to seeing you all in the new year.... if not before.....


On behalf of Dr Freak and BAFWAD we wish you all a safe and happy holiday whether it be Christmas, Kwanzaa, Hanukkah or any others have a fun and safe time.

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