"A brief session with Dr Freak"

Welcome.... welcome.... Now this is not our regular show.... but because of the serious nature of the cases brought forward I felt compelled to lend a hand.


Giants of the Road is a relative new comer to my practice and CD who we all know, has been a member since the beginning. HOwever it is obvious that all the work I have been doing with these two and others is proving to be inadequate. Hence this extra session.


First off please remember that this is a safe place to share your thoughts, feelings and ideas. This isn't a competition to see who is being affected by FWAD the most, its so we can help each other over come this common problem....


Now Giants of the Road, you have raised some things that can affect us all. Thanks for sharing, don't mind CD he's just in heat right now and this increases blood flow to all the wrong places so he's just a bit edgy....


Now lying, complicated spread sheets, large amounts of time.... Some of these are FWAD and some of these are just necessities of life. Lying.... lets not be so harsh.... its just self preservation really.... its healthy for you and your wife to have separate interests and for you to have your own fun. "What happens in Formulawan stays in Formulawan" as they say...
Its not really that big of a deal, unless of course you get caught. Now all you need to do is take control of your life, take back things that will force you to take time away from the game. Tell her you want to be more involved with her life and your life as a couple and feel that you should do the finances... Than no worries about being caught.... YOu are then responsible for the finances giving you less time for the game but more money..... Its a win, win my friend..... She has less responsibility so therefor more time for fun..... you have more responsibility but getting more fun from your wife and you have no worries about having to hide money to spend on the game... See I'm a marriage counsellor and an addictions counsellor all in one..... Wink


Now for the spread sheets.... And this goes for you as well CD.... if you really want to change your thoughts than you need to change your behavior. I think you should both give all of your documents to me for safe keeping. Without these documents there will be less temptation to obsess. I can keep them safe until such a time when you can learn to control FWAD.....You don't need such detailed formulas, times, and data to be a success. Look at me, I'm kickin @$$ and all I have is DSR's stolen docu.... I mean I have only a little data on spreadsheets. This is over kill gentlemen and canine's...... Sure track your progress but do it in a healthy way.....


So think about what I said and you should really hand over the documents to me. And Rum-Rah, you of all people should know not to judge..... And one last note, if any of you think that this show is not for real and I'm not really helping, please go back and read the testimonials from many happy customers.... Boots is actually a great success story and has changed his life because of this show..... (Dr Freak can be heard muttering under his breath, "*** tabloids saying I'm a sham...")


Thank you all for your attention. I will return on my regular time and date with a special guest. You won't want to miss this hard hitting and very enlightening interview..... I've been working on this for months so please don't miss it. It will be televised on January 29th 2010.


Well until next time, [i]keep it real, keep it tight and keep it fast....


Yours,


Doctor Freak (Team Heavy Engine GP)